apriki:

oh my god

this

is cracking my shit up so much rn i can’t

HEY Y’ALL

I’M A BAD GUY

BUT I’M NOT GONNA KILL ANYONE ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS

JESUS

MY UNINHIBITED LUST FOR POWER AND DEATH DOESN’T EXTEND TO DAYS OF CELEBRATION

WHO DO YOU THINK I AM

SOME KIND OF MATRICIDAL MONSTER

I’M HURT GUYS

HURT

THE KLAUSINATOR IS GONNA NEED SOME TIME TO PROCESS THIS

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